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When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

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TOAST

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

hetaliantomato:

jadehisui:

remember that point in life where we suddenly became Shego?

how is she filing her nails with gloves on

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